Thursday, February 18, 2010

Douchebag of the year

T.W. is a douche bag! Let me tell you why. For the last three months since his scandal broke the Almighty has been in hiding. Sex rehab? Gulf coast? Maybe Mexico? Nobody has been able to track the philandering golf great down. There were rumors that he may surface in Arizona for a tournament earlier this month. But he didn't. Good, Bad, Do you care?
So when does the Idiot decide to rear his sorry head? Smack dab in the middle of the Olympics. Yesterday I'm watching speed skating (a event that I get to see only once every four years) when Bob Costas announces that El Tigre will be holding a press conference in Florida on Friday.
Front page news this morning wasn't Lyndsey Vonn's Gold on a badly bruised shin. Nor was it Shonny Davis repeating gold in the 1000 meters. It was the idiot of the year. Narcissistic, media hungry ahole.
Do us a favor and keep yourself hidden for a few more weeks. When the athletes who worked their asses off for years (for five minutes of face time) are done performing.
Then we can go back to talking about how many chicks you banged.

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